Posts Tagged ‘Beer pong humor’
Things to Check Before a Beer Pong Game
There are always things to check before going into a beer pong game or hosting a beer pong 
party. There are also things to check while playing beer pong. I have compiled a few that I will touch on. Maybe you can recognize a few of these things to check!
1. First and for most is the beer! You need to buy cheap, not to cheap, so that you come off as some cheap assed bastard, but as a good host. You want a beer that everyone can drink and be pleased. Always check your cup of beer. You do not want to pick up a cup that is filled with something else and or have a cigarette in it.
2. You have to make sure that the cups are filled high enough that a line drive shot does not spill the cup and make a mess of your girl friends cute outfit. Or boy friend. It is always better to have the cups filled so that the play does not stop to clean up.
3. The beer pong table can be anything that is flat enough like the hall way door, the neighbors picnic table, what ever your pleasure. I prefer the real deal that way you know the table and the bounce, if someone tries a trick shot.
4. Then there is the attitude, we all live the guy that really gets in to the competition and does the dancing around and the yelling. You can take this as a distraction. If this works for him so be it. Personally I prefer the opposite sex distractions. You do not have to swear and cuss if the family is there while you are playing. If you are at school and you are playing another team then give it to them and let the festivities begin.
Have fun and remember it is only a game PONG ON! Play hard!
Famous Beer Quotes For Beer Pong
Here is a selections of great beer quotes from some famous and some I do 
not know. These quotes are excellent to use at your next beer pong party. Take a couple away with you and try them out and see if anyone knows who they were from. If you can get a laugh out of someone make sure that they do not fall over the beer pong table. It could get messy!
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin-
For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
-William Shakespeare-
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-Frank Zappa-
He was a wise man who invented beer.
-Plato-
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-Dave Barry-
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, That’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra-
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
-Ernest Hemingway-
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-Ernest Hemingway-
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-Dean Martin-
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
-W.C. Fields-
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
-W.C. Fields-
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
-Anonymous-
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-Oscar Wilde-
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
-Tom Waits-
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
-Stephen Wright-
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
-Winston Churchill-
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
- Kaiser Wilhelm-
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
-Homer Simpson-
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
-Dave Barry-
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout .
-Unknown-
All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.
-Homer Simpson-
Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
-Homer Simpson-